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I was telling Mum about my clumsy day on Monday (I spilt milk on myself and my stuff several times, walked into a door, my notes blew away, etc), so, naturally, she thought to consult the great epic wisdom of the 2009 Horoscope Calendar 2009 for that day to see what was going on. It informed her that,

some need glasses they are trendy

 
Which, I think, clears everything up pretty nicely. On some sort of metaphorical level incomprehensible to mortals, obviously, but clear all the same.

While there, Mum had a look ahead at what's to come for ourselves and our loved ones. For example, next week I must be sure to

realise any anger, it really not worth the upset it causes

Bit of fun (or, possibly, broken airconditioning) coming up for Capricorns, who are told to

hold on for the hot ride

Woohoo, watch out ladies!

And what of the virgos, you ask? Well...

whats on your agenda not much there is not going to be much rest

I think there's something in that for everyone.

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My mother and I have stumbled upon what we consider to be the greatest calendar ever. The 2009 Daily Astrology Calendar 2009.

I would like very much to share with you, my dear colleagues, some of the wise words and scarily precise predictions this marvel of a desk calendar carries within (This selection of horoscopes has been taken from days all throughout the year, some I wrote down when we first found the calendar, and so I am not sure now which sign they below to. All of these are completely for real and written verbatim. Read out loud for extra lols).


3 February, Scorpio - Make sure you keep your back warm



Aquarius - You are joining a craft group for company



10 March, Pisces - You meet someone on RSVP on line take it slowly     
(As a Pisces myself, and a single one at that, I am very excited at this bit of news.)


10 March, Sagittarius - You forget to make your bed



10 March, Gemini - You get a senior card very happy with this


21 April, Scorpio - Money mainly earn what you need can inherit money


?? - Daughter will be picked for basketball team


30/31 May, Libra - Go to a T.V. studious and see steady ready cook


30/31 May, Sagittarius - Have to take cat to vet for yearly check up


30/31 May, Pisces - Find your daughter is allergic to soap powder


?? - New tank you bought is getting full


13 November, Aquarius - Problem with sore feet maybe wrong shoe sizes 
(This one's actually pretty zen, I reckon)


13 November, Leo - Interested in herbal medicine for home you have decided to do a coarse


?? - Problem with little toe get it seen to as soon as possible


?? - Get a cramp in legs when bushwalking



Wow, right?

As it is Christmas, the time for giving, my gift to you, dear flist, is the gift of the future. Comment with any days you want to know about next year, and for which signs, and I shall reply with the appropriate predictions. 

A nice little heathen gift on a major Christian holiday.



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