blogging just in case one day she proves right & I need to know what to do

[heystasa]

STELLA has just swallowed a whole strepsil by accident, and is in some discomfort with it lodged in her throat.

STELLA: Should I stick my fingers down my throat or something?

HIGHLY: No, eat some bread.

[STELLA looks at HIGHLY increduously]

HIGHLY: That's what you do when you swallow something by accident, you eat bread. Unless you swallow glass, then you eat cottonwool...

STELLA: Yes, thankyou, grandma Highly.

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And shut up those things are really easy to swallow.

Comments

[3771.livejournal.com]

highly is clearly a bread commando.

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

*snortlaugh*

Or a swallowing-things-by-accident commando. Although, she would probably find that far to innuendo-y and hilarious, so let's stick with bread.

[3771.livejournal.com]

grandma inferno?

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

strepsil terminator?

[3771.livejournal.com]

see? it NEVER STOPS WORKING

[lucymonster.livejournal.com]

If you swallow cotton wool you run the risk of it getting wrapped around your intestines causing internal blockage, bleeding and all kinds of fun things.

...don't ask me how I know that.

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

And here I thought cotton wool was all soft and kind. :(

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

MY MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

[areyoustrange.livejournal.com]

Remedy swallowing inedible and possibly harmful things by swallowing more inedible and possibly harmful things? I AM CONFUSE

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. Confused and eucalyptus flavoured. Fucking strepsils.