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Dear universe,

Quitit. 
No one thinks you're funny.


Dear Uni,

Oh go away, I'm on holidays. Pre-enroll yourself.


Dear Cat,

Please stop toying with my emotions.
You adorable little bastard.


Dear cashregister,

What, are you like breeding $10 notes now?
Dude, enough.


Dear mosquitoes,

I have Mortein and I WILL use it.
If I squash you, please have the decency to not get other people's blood all over me, ta.
Oh, and PS: you suck... No pun intented. Damn!


Love,
Stella