SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED

[heystasa]

What the fuck.

What the fecking fecking feck.

I bought a little block of Cadbury Snack earlier, and have just eaten some, only to discover something awful.

There are no pineapple pieces.

What. The. Feck.

I only buy Snack for the pineapple. The pineapple is the best flavour. I love the pineapple. Where is the freaking pineapple?

It's on the label, still. Right in the middle, even. It's the one the glasses are pouring milk into, for pity's sake.

"With six delicious flavours" the label says. Maybe they cut out a flavour to make the rows symetrical, so they could be three on three, like, and there's still pineapple in the big blocks. But why sacrifice the pineapple? Why not the orange or the coconut or something? Or even the fecking caramel? People can at least buy a block of caramel to make up for it - we pineapple lovers (ie, everyone) have no alternatives.

I am quite distressed. I was looking forward to my pineapple. Cadbury have crossed a line. Anyone want to form a resistance movement?

Comments

[3771.livejournal.com]

i am sort of disappointed that you don't have a tag for this situation. i look forward to your tags! they amuse me!

[3771.livejournal.com]

specifically for this situation, i mean, not food in general.

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

*beems* Have added two, just for you. Thoughts?

[3771.livejournal.com]

sort of laughing like a madman at "on your knees to the pineapple". YES. amazing

[colour-me-troll.livejournal.com]

No seriously. What the actual fuck.

I bought a snack the other day at school, and was giving up the crap flavours to my friends, and I accidentally gave one of them the pineapple piece. That was bad enough, NOW THIS?

btw, "what the actual fuck" cracks me up everytime I see it

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? They could at least have had the decency to warn us. But no. Slimey bastards.

Dude, my sympathies. Was it at least a friend that you actually like?

Re: btw, "what the actual fuck" cracks me up everytime I see it

[colour-me-troll.livejournal.com]

It was not a friend I like more than pineapple flavour snack. But who is?

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

I actually really don't like the pineapple flavour. It tastes fake to me. When I have pineapple lollies I expect them to taste like pineapple.

I agree about sacrificing the orange flavour instead though. Blargh.