blogging just in case one day she proves right & I need to know what to do

STELLA has just swallowed a whole strepsil by accident, and is in some discomfort with it lodged in her throat.

STELLA: Should I stick my fingers down my throat or something?

HIGHLY: No, eat some bread.

[STELLA looks at HIGHLY increduously]

HIGHLY: That's what you do when you swallow something by accident, you eat bread. Unless you swallow glass, then you eat cottonwool...

STELLA: Yes, thankyou, grandma Highly.

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And shut up those things are really easy to swallow.