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My mother and I have stumbled upon what we consider to be the greatest calendar ever. The 2009 Daily Astrology Calendar 2009.
I would like very much to share with you, my dear colleagues, some of the wise words and scarily precise predictions this marvel of a desk calendar carries within (This selection of horoscopes has been taken from days all throughout the year, some I wrote down when we first found the calendar, and so I am not sure now which sign they below to. All of these are completely for real and written verbatim. Read out loud for extra lols).
3 February, Scorpio - Make sure you keep your back warm
Aquarius - You are joining a craft group for company
10 March, Pisces - You meet someone on RSVP on line take it slowly (As a Pisces myself, and a single one at that, I am very excited at this bit of news.)
10 March, Sagittarius - You forget to make your bed
10 March, Gemini - You get a senior card very happy with this
21 April, Scorpio - Money mainly earn what you need can inherit money
?? - Daughter will be picked for basketball team
30/31 May, Libra - Go to a T.V. studious and see steady ready cook
30/31 May, Sagittarius - Have to take cat to vet for yearly check up
30/31 May, Pisces - Find your daughter is allergic to soap powder
?? - New tank you bought is getting full
13 November, Aquarius - Problem with sore feet maybe wrong shoe sizes
(This one's actually pretty zen, I reckon)
13 November, Leo - Interested in herbal medicine for home you have decided to do a coarse
?? - Problem with little toe get it seen to as soon as possible
?? - Get a cramp in legs when bushwalking
Wow, right?
As it is Christmas, the time for giving, my gift to you, dear flist, is the gift of the future. Comment with any days you want to know about next year, and for which signs, and I shall reply with the appropriate predictions.
A nice little heathen gift on a major Christian holiday.
I would like very much to share with you, my dear colleagues, some of the wise words and scarily precise predictions this marvel of a desk calendar carries within (This selection of horoscopes has been taken from days all throughout the year, some I wrote down when we first found the calendar, and so I am not sure now which sign they below to. All of these are completely for real and written verbatim. Read out loud for extra lols).
3 February, Scorpio - Make sure you keep your back warm
Aquarius - You are joining a craft group for company
10 March, Pisces - You meet someone on RSVP on line take it slowly (As a Pisces myself, and a single one at that, I am very excited at this bit of news.)
10 March, Sagittarius - You forget to make your bed
10 March, Gemini - You get a senior card very happy with this
21 April, Scorpio - Money mainly earn what you need can inherit money
?? - Daughter will be picked for basketball team
30/31 May, Libra - Go to a T.V. studious and see steady ready cook
30/31 May, Sagittarius - Have to take cat to vet for yearly check up
30/31 May, Pisces - Find your daughter is allergic to soap powder
?? - New tank you bought is getting full
13 November, Aquarius - Problem with sore feet maybe wrong shoe sizes
(This one's actually pretty zen, I reckon)
13 November, Leo - Interested in herbal medicine for home you have decided to do a coarse
?? - Problem with little toe get it seen to as soon as possible
?? - Get a cramp in legs when bushwalking
Wow, right?
As it is Christmas, the time for giving, my gift to you, dear flist, is the gift of the future. Comment with any days you want to know about next year, and for which signs, and I shall reply with the appropriate predictions.
A nice little heathen gift on a major Christian holiday.
