Ways to annoy my sister, #2974

[heystasa]

Sing Eminem in her vacinity. Over and Over and Over Again

Me: Yeah boy, shake that thing!
Woops I mean girls,
girls girls girls,
girl you know you're my my world.
Alright now lose it!
Arh arh arh arh arh!
Just lose it
Arh arh arh arh arh!
Go crazy!
Arh arh arh arh arh!
Oh baby, oh baby baby

Lucy: Awwww, will you stop singing Eminem!

Me: I like Eminem, he's great. You know you love him.

Lucy: No I don't.

Me: Sure you do! I think I know what you love.

Lucy: I don't love Eminem.

Me: But he's so cool. He's the real Slim Shady. Yes, he's the real Shady.
All those other Slim Shadys are just im-a-t-ing.
Now won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up,
please stand up.
Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

 Lucy: No-oo.

*A FEW MINUTES LATER*

Lucy: Just lose it,
Arh arh arh arh arh.
You suck.
 

Comments

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

You, my friend, are an awesome woman. I bow down to thee.

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

Why thankyou, kind sir. Flattery will get you everywhere in my new world order of annoyance and rap.