Because I'm a sentimental old thing, I tend to not delete messages from my phone if I really like them. After three years, this has meant that my phone is constantly on the verge of full, which is really kinda annoying. So! In the name of me not constantly being greated by "1 new message/ Memory almost full", I'm going to move all the messages onto LJ for prosterity. I'll put the sentimental-only ones in a locked post, but here're some of the funnier ones (possibly not as funny to others, but whatevs).
Outbox
( So apparently it's normal for rats to eat their own poo )
Inbox
From Lucy:
( Awoo )From Mum:
( lk hoos ilirat now/ )From Meg (my cousin):
( 'megtastic' is what inspired me to coin the term 'stelpendous' )From my dear friend Matty:
( What's with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? )Other:
+ Everything, that's what I am on about. And you aren't a mongoose.
Exchanges ( Dear god u didnt )This post made the longest LJ spellcheck page I've ever had. Heh.