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Kinda sorta HP fic i don't even know
So. Uh. I appear to have just written Harry Potter fanfiction on my cousin's facebook wall. Because apparently that's the sort of thing I do now.
My Cousin:
“You know what, Ron? Fine. Fine. We’ll name our daughter after the fit barmaid from Honeydukes-” Ron let out a drunken whoop, “- and the next one can be named after a ridiculous crush of *mine*. How does that sound?”
“Perfect,” Ron said, and Hermione let out a frustrated groan and left him to it.
By the time Hugo was on the way, Ron had pretty much forgotten about that night. When people asked about the name they’d picked, he cheerfully told them it was just one that they both happened to really like.
Hermione let him think that. She was having a wonderful pregnancy; she finally had time to sit through all 9000 hours of Lord of the Rings DVD extras and the Matrix Trilogy Ultimate Collection had just been released on Blu Ray.
All was well.
(I blame the 2600 words of completely self indulgent and ridiculous Shadow of the Templar fic I stayed up till 2am writing last night, tbh)
My Cousin:
“You know what, Ron? Fine. Fine. We’ll name our daughter after the fit barmaid from Honeydukes-” Ron let out a drunken whoop, “- and the next one can be named after a ridiculous crush of *mine*. How does that sound?”
“Perfect,” Ron said, and Hermione let out a frustrated groan and left him to it.
By the time Hugo was on the way, Ron had pretty much forgotten about that night. When people asked about the name they’d picked, he cheerfully told them it was just one that they both happened to really like.
Hermione let him think that. She was having a wonderful pregnancy; she finally had time to sit through all 9000 hours of Lord of the Rings DVD extras and the Matrix Trilogy Ultimate Collection had just been released on Blu Ray.
All was well.
(I blame the 2600 words of completely self indulgent and ridiculous Shadow of the Templar fic I stayed up till 2am writing last night, tbh)
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OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOUR TAGS! YOU HAVE MANY COUSINS, YES? I'M GONNA STEAL SOME OF THOSE COS TAGS ARE A SPECTATOR SPORT.
I'M JUST GOING TO CAPS ALL THE TIME NOW OK? OK.
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LOLOLOLOL THANKYOU BB! TAGS ARE MY GREATEST JOY AND YOU ARE TOTES WELCOME TO STEAL SOME BECAUSE THAT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT COVERTING YOUR "I JUST MAKE UP TAGS ALL THE TIME NOW" TAG. (AND YES, MANY COUSINS. SO VERY MANY COUSINS I'VE CONSIDERED DONATING THE EXCESS TO CHARITY.)
ALSO GLITZ. GLIIIIIIITZZZ I AM MAKING NO HEADWAY ON THE TUMBLR SITUATION THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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TAGS MAKE ME TOO HAPPY I WISH THERE WERE TAGS IN REAL LIFE THIS WOULD BE TAGGED "SOME THINGS ARE EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE FAR AWAY" THAT'S A BIT RUBBISH BUT I ONLY JUST THOUGHT OF IT SO CUT ME SOME SLACK
CALL IT STELLALIKESDRAGONS.TUMBLR OR NOTSICKOFHASHTAGS.TUMBLR OR TINYSQUARESGIVEMEJOY.TUMBLR ALL OF THESE ARE EXCELLENT NAMES
ALSO GET A TWITTER IT MAKES THINGS QUICK AND IT'S VERY FREE
I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO CAPS ALL THE TIME
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OH! OH! I HAVE A TWITTER! MY CRAY CRAY SPN FRIENDS MADE ME ONE WHICH IS A BIT NEGLECTED AT THE MOMENT BUT IT IS THIS: @ATSTELLAAA
STELLALIKESDRAGONS.TUMBLR IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND IS NOW SHORTLISTED (OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHORTLIST WOOPEE)
LOL I'VE HONESTLY JUST GIVEN UP ON LOWER CASE AT THIS POINT. THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT EVER EVER AGAIN.
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YOU SHOULD USE YOUR TWITTER BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN ALMOST ACTUALLY TEXT YOU AND THAT WOULD BE BRILL AND WE CAN DO THE REAL CHATTINGs.
LOWER CASE IS FOR NOOBS. PUT THAT ON TUMBLR.
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where have you gone? :(