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Some time I'll make a post that does my love for Brando justice
So, dudes, I know 20 to 1 is hardly an adequate scientific forum or anything, but. Tonight, they're doing "Hollywood's Hottest Hunks" or something, and Zac Efron is in it. So ha! Validation!
Also, BRANDO. I am very glad to see that Brando is involved, but, if he's not in the top five there is something seriously wrong with the people making these lists.
Because BRANDO.
He was a complete psycho, but oh god he was awesome.
ETA: Y HELO THAR, MICHAEL DOUGLAS at number 16. How is it that his accent is so much cooler than everyone else's? Possibly it has to do with how very cool he is. Oh yeah.
ETA again: Tom Cruise? Really? I will never get that. Even before the crazy, he's... not hot.
Although his role in Tropic Thunder was teh shiz.
Wait, now Richard Gere? Are you freaking kidding me? Ugh.
ETA the third: I don't really get Denzel Washington either. Maybe he's more appealing to people who have seen more of his films? Bruce Willis however, totally. Especially circa Moonlighting.
Heh, Johnny Depp is only at ten? Even straight men dig Johnny Depp. Or, at least, one of my favourite quotes of all time is from the tvtropes Even the Guys Want Him article, in which one straight man was recorded as having said of him, the only reason to kick him out of bed is to f-ck him on the floor.
ETA Brando at last: number nine. I can live with this. And there was Streetcar footage. As there should be. But that... American gossip guy who seems to work for chnnel nine now, what's his name? Whatever. If he could never do the STELLLAAAAHH thing again I would be very happy about that. Especially not in the same few seconds as seeing Brando's definitive version.
ETA once more: James Dean. Number 2. Good. I adore James Dean
But wait. Hugh Jackman at one? No. What the hell. And why was he the only Aussie on it anyway?
Also, by the way, I now have internets again. Will start catching up sometime after pretending to watch Madmen because it's far cooler than everyone knowing that I'll be spending most of the next hour flicking back to channel nine so I can whinge at 20 to 1.
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SO STOLEN.
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Also, please tell me that Jakey boy was in there. Please? And that you didn't throw things at the t.v. when the Bert Man called Gyllenhaal's name.
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Alas, no Gyllenhaal! And I can asure you that I would never through things at him if he were. He's a dear.
While he is massively more appealing than a lot of the other chaps that did make it onto the list, I can sort of see why he wasn't there. He's not really as well known as the others, and certainly not as well known for heart-throb status. Mostly I was just hugely pleased by how many old school actors from the fifties made it on - Brando, James Dean, Paul Neuman. That was more than I expected from channel nine, lord of the lowest common denominator broadcasting.
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TV TROPES. THAT IS ALL.