heystasa | (no subject)

This is why you should live at my house, not that there's ever been a reason for, or talk of, this in the past.

You have the GILMORE GIRLS?

*headdesk* sometimes, o david, I despair of thee.

Actually, my parents own the DVDs to series 1-7, not me particularly, but I do like Gilmore Girls.

And DUDE! Sjazz clearly likes Gilmore Girls, and you're bagging 'em out on her 'j! (Or is it because I'm male and gay and being a stereotype?)

*Such* a stereotype :P If I wrote you, people would tell me off for buying into cliches... :P

(You know I adore you, right?)

Also SJazz's taste is evidently questionable, but she IS excused on grounds of it being exams and so on.

You've told me this before. I am still slightly miffed, given that I'm really not that much of the stereotype (ok, I sing in choirs and musicals, but hello! Not actually a tenor. And yeah, I worry about what other people think a lot, but that's anxiety, not queer flailing. And ok so maybe I like Project Runway, and Gilmore Girls, and some other girly/gay things, and don't like sport, and hug like a girl, but I like gaming, and I like... um... shit, I know there are manlyish things I like... SEXUAL INNUENDO! and I'm not a catty, bitchy gay unless it's as emotional support, and I'm not really a whore, and... and... and there was that thing that I did that I can't tell anyone about that was actually pretty risky and a bad thing to do but I felt that that really solidified my masculinity and I had a manly swagger for about three days. Also, I used less head voice. And Hannah says I'm the manliest gay she knows... though, admittedly, she only knows me, Aunty Mark, and maybe three others, all of whom were camp BEFORE they entered SUMS) but yeah, I know it comes from a good place. Plus, you really only see me in happy mode or depressed mode - I'm much more manly-like when I'm pissed off.

*Giggles at you*

David, my dear, you have more girly traits than I do. This means it is likely that either I am manly (which would not necessarily be BAD) or you are just *slightly* of the damsel persuasion...

Perhaps a bit of both?

Please for me detail said girly traits.

*points at your televisual habits*

I was hoping for a slightly more expansive list...

*looks shifty*

You mean I can't make unsubstantiated claims on the intarwubs?

What do you think this is? Wikipedia?!

Try xkcd; citation needed!

*looks penitent*

'm sorry.

'sok. I still love you.
(That's my apology userpic, by the way.)

entirely unrelated, did i sent you muzacs? I can't remember!

Well I think you're manly, David.

Although, I may just be saying that to get back at Highy for insulting my show.

Yeah, see, that's pretty interesting, given that the last time I saw you I was trying to find my way to auditions for a musical, and that on Sunday we're perving on boys...

... wait, did I just side with Highly?

I think you kinda did. Uh. Might wanna work on that debating thing, kiddo.

And, well, I'm sure manly men perve on boys and sing in Gilbert and Sullivan. And hello, have you seen your name? That is one hell of a masculine name. Can't argue with a name.

Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? IN MY DOMAIN, no less. Hmpf!

I'll have you know it's a perfectly respectable program. With crazy townsfolk, and a flanelette shirt, backwards hat-wearing ranting man. The fact that it's also the televisual form of chocolate and I have exams is totally not the point.

*hairflip*

*grins*

As out of the blue this crazy offer is, if it means GG series 5, I accept. If it means GG squeeing, but no DVDs, I also accept, but will require cake to compensate my expenses.

On second looks, the parents may have taken S5 away with them for the weekend... woops. :s

Also, my cake-cooking skills are highly over-rated. So much so that I would go so far as to say they are complete and utter lies: I have never once baked a cake, and I would not like you to be my first victim.

I keep you at arms length out of love, to protect you.

*gasp* You mean the cake is a LIE?

sadly, yes.

*weeps*