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So. Uh. I appear to have just written Harry Potter fanfiction on my cousin's facebook wall. Because apparently that's the sort of thing I do now.

My Cousin: 
lol here's a random thought: Ron Weasley had a crush on Madame Rosmerta, the barmaid of the Three Broomsticks. Isn't it a little creepy that he and Hermione named their daughter Rose?

No? ok then :P



My reply (for some reason):

“You know what, Ron? Fine. Fine. We’ll name our daughter after the fit barmaid from Honeydukes-” Ron let out a drunken whoop, “- and the next one can be named after a ridiculous crush of *mine*. How does that sound?”

“Perfect,” Ron said, and Hermione let out a frustrated groan and left him to it.

By the time Hugo was on the way, Ron had pretty much forgotten about that night. When people asked about the name they’d picked, he cheerfully told them it was just one that they both happened to really like.  

Hermione let him think that. She was having a wonderful pregnancy; she finally had time to sit through all 9000 hours of Lord of the Rings DVD extras and the Matrix Trilogy Ultimate Collection had just been released on Blu Ray.

All was well.
 

 
(I blame the 2600 words of completely self indulgent and ridiculous Shadow of the Templar fic I stayed up till 2am writing last night, tbh)  

Date: 2011-08-30 07:08 pm (UTC)
ext_10830: Jewellrey (Congratulverylations)
From: [identity profile] glitterfairy25.livejournal.com
THIS IS EXCELLENT BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE "HUGO" I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOUR TAGS! YOU HAVE MANY COUSINS, YES? I'M GONNA STEAL SOME OF THOSE COS TAGS ARE A SPECTATOR SPORT.

I'M JUST GOING TO CAPS ALL THE TIME NOW OK? OK.

Date: 2011-08-31 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjazzmreow.livejournal.com
I KNOW RIGHT I MEAN I LOVE HUGO IN A ABSTRACT IT'S-SO-DAGGY-AND-OLD-FASHIONED-IT'S-AWESOME KIND OF WAY BUT IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY NAME YOUR CHILD I MEAN REALLY. A DEEP, DEEP LOVE OF THE WEAVING IS THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION TBH.

LOLOLOLOL THANKYOU BB! TAGS ARE MY GREATEST JOY AND YOU ARE TOTES WELCOME TO STEAL SOME BECAUSE THAT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT COVERTING YOUR "I JUST MAKE UP TAGS ALL THE TIME NOW" TAG. (AND YES, MANY COUSINS. SO VERY MANY COUSINS I'VE CONSIDERED DONATING THE EXCESS TO CHARITY.)

ALSO GLITZ. GLIIIIIIITZZZ I AM MAKING NO HEADWAY ON THE TUMBLR SITUATION THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

Date: 2011-09-02 08:31 pm (UTC)
ext_10830: Jewellrey (Horrible Histories)
From: [identity profile] glitterfairy25.livejournal.com
YOU ARE SO RIGHT IT IS NOT A CHILD'S NAME NEVER NEVER NEVER POOR HUGO I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW OF THE WEAVING SADFACE GALORE

TAGS MAKE ME TOO HAPPY I WISH THERE WERE TAGS IN REAL LIFE THIS WOULD BE TAGGED "SOME THINGS ARE EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE FAR AWAY" THAT'S A BIT RUBBISH BUT I ONLY JUST THOUGHT OF IT SO CUT ME SOME SLACK

CALL IT STELLALIKESDRAGONS.TUMBLR OR NOTSICKOFHASHTAGS.TUMBLR OR TINYSQUARESGIVEMEJOY.TUMBLR ALL OF THESE ARE EXCELLENT NAMES

ALSO GET A TWITTER IT MAKES THINGS QUICK AND IT'S VERY FREE

I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO CAPS ALL THE TIME

Date: 2011-09-06 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjazzmreow.livejournal.com
IT IS NOT RUBBISH IT IS SUBLIME. WHENEVER I NEED A "GLITZ ROCKS" TAG THAT IS WHAT IT SHALL BE BECAUSE LOVELY REPETITION IS LOVELY

OH! OH! I HAVE A TWITTER! MY CRAY CRAY SPN FRIENDS MADE ME ONE WHICH IS A BIT NEGLECTED AT THE MOMENT BUT IT IS THIS: @ATSTELLAAA

STELLALIKESDRAGONS.TUMBLR IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND IS NOW SHORTLISTED (OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHORTLIST WOOPEE)

LOL I'VE HONESTLY JUST GIVEN UP ON LOWER CASE AT THIS POINT. THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT EVER EVER AGAIN.

Date: 2011-09-12 09:46 pm (UTC)
ext_10830: Jewellrey (The Gospel Truth)
From: [identity profile] glitterfairy25.livejournal.com
HURRRRRAAAAAYYYY TAGS! TAGS ON TUMBLR WORK A BIT DIFFERENTS AND TAGS ON TWITTER WORK A BIT MORE DIFFERENTS AND OMG TAGS

YOU SHOULD USE YOUR TWITTER BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN ALMOST ACTUALLY TEXT YOU AND THAT WOULD BE BRILL AND WE CAN DO THE REAL CHATTINGs.

LOWER CASE IS FOR NOOBS. PUT THAT ON TUMBLR.

Date: 2012-01-04 09:16 pm (UTC)
ext_10830: Jewellrey (Wibbly Wobbly)
From: [identity profile] glitterfairy25.livejournal.com
LOLOLOLOLOL I JUST SAW THIS AGAIN AND WE'RE STILL CRAZY HILARE BB <3

where have you gone? :(

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